📮 GROAN
GUARANTEED
$1.50
← It's exactly what it sounds like

Dad Jokes
Delivered to Your Door

AI-generated postcards featuring groan-worthy dad jokes, quirky "Would You Rather" questions, and custom illustrations. Because everyone deserves more eye-rolls in their mailbox.

How It Works

It's embarrassingly simple

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Pick Your Frequency

Choose how often your recipient gets ambushed with dad humor. Daily for the brave, monthly for the merciful.

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AI Does Its Thing

Our AI generates fresh jokes, a "Would You Rather" question, and a custom illustration. Every card is unique!

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Joy Arrives by Mail

A real, physical postcard lands in their mailbox. Watch their face light up (or cringe). Both are wins.

What's on Each Card?

A carefully crafted cringe experience

FRONT
Sample postcard illustration
✨ AI-Generated Illustration ✨

Based on the Would You Rather question
BACK
DAD JOKE #1
"Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
DAD JOKE #2 (AI-GENERATED)
"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
WOULD YOU RATHER...
Have fingers as long as your legs OR legs as short as your fingers?

Pick Your Dose of Dad

More cards = more groans = more love

Monthly
$1.50
per month
A gentle monthly reminder that dad jokes exist
SUBSCRIBE
Daily
$45
per month
Maximum chaos. Your mail carrier will have questions.
SUBSCRIBE
One-Time Gift
$2.99
single card
Perfect for birthdays, or just because.
SEND A CARD

The Numbers Don't Lie

(But the jokes might)

Unique Jokes Possible
100%
Groan Rate
0
Spam Emails
4x6"
Real Postcards